5. Jillian Michaels
"Unless you puke, faint or die, keep going!"
Anyway, Jillian is great because she makes you want to cry, and curl up in the fetal position... but you won't because she'll just yell even louder. And just know, her shouting comes from the heart... a tiny Grinch-sized heart.
4. Denise Austin
"I find new elements of health and fitness to motivate people all the time. The sky’s the limit. Look at America - I still have a lot to do."
I remember one particular episode where Denise kept talking about blueberries and she would not stop praising the blue fruit. (Warning: completely falsified quote here in hippie voice) "I loooove blueberries. Mmm. I always put them on my daughters' cereal in the morning, and it's so good for them. So many antioxidants. Oh, why don't you eat some blueberries tomorrow, please? Now, let's do pilates in front of the Grand Canyon and braid eachother's hair."
3. Billy Blanks
"Discipline is remembering what you want most, not what you want now."
I am uncoordinated and peaceful. I choose not to kick. But Billy is still dreamy and awesome and could beat you up.
2. Richard Simmons
"Never, never! ... I get tired of negativity in our country. I get tired of people who only want to know dirt. I get tired of people who don't believe in themselves. That's why I'm here."
So, Richard Simmons. Awesome. I actually did used to participate in "Sweatin' to the Oldies" extravaganzas of fun. Dancing + oldies music? How could this ridiculous amount of entertainment possibly be a workout?
Ricky, as I like to call him, is the person on my list I would most like to invite to a tea party and play dress up with. I think he would enjoy the cocoa chai and I would totally rock that sequin tank top. BFF!
1. Barbie
"I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world. Laughing plastic... It's fantastic!"
And now, the toughest broad of them all, Barbie A. Doll. She may not look like much, but this chick knows how to get results, one p
Also, little know fact... Jennifer Love Hewitt was one of the back-up "dancers" in this production!
If you desire experiencing this pink wonder for yourself, you can enjoy the entire video below! Yay for technology!
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Hahahaha, oh how this post filled my little heart with joy...
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