Darn it, Back To The Future!

Back To The Future, you raised my expectations for how technology should currently be, and I was inevitably let down by reality. We do not have hover boards. We do not have time machines. We do not have a human way to replicate Doc's hair. But you would think that the internet could at least be fast enough these days for me to catch up on re-runs of The Biggest Loser. But no, here I am waiting for the video to load like it's the year 2000, and I still have dial-up. This is very cruel, so I'm eating a brownie and drinking iced tea while I wait for the little red line to be big enough for me to feel confident that the video will play without pausing. We should be past this by now.

Stupid internet.