In reference to my evening last night, I just said something along the lines of the following to my older sister: “Seriously, I can't really find words to tell you how funny it was to watch a large, muscular man grab my younger sister's head and thrust it upon his groin.”
That should tell you about how hilarious the Chippendales experience was. Conveniently my sister and I spent quality time together at the Laundromat earlier that day, so we had some ones in our wallets in case we needed more quarters. We didn’t need more quarters, but we did need to wave some singles in the air in order to have half-naked men gyrate in front of us. Yes, yes we did.
At the end of the evening the younger sister had received lap dances from all seven of the travelling Chippendales, had her ass grabbed while dancing with one, and had been humped both in the face and on other parts of her body. Strippers, it turns out, make me shy so one of them laughed at my method of gingerly placing a dollar bill in his undies and instructed me to “do this!” That led to my hand making far too much contact with his singles-filled groin area. Holy uncomfortable. Strippers, it turns out, make my younger sister hilarious enthusiastic. A good time was had by all.
And yes, we did pay far too much money to take a Polaroid with two Chippendales. Photo to follow at a later date… I shall miss the younger sister because today she is heading back to school. But I’ll always have memories of our evening with the all-male revue…
Monday, January 19, 2009
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Oh my gosh. Your story was too hilarious. I'm glad you gals had a good time, but I'm kind of glad I didn't tag along. I would have been mortified seeing all of the gyrating groins. Oh dear. Put up the photo soon please!
Oh that Kimmy, she's a fun one! Sorry I missed out, can't wait to see the picture! (PS: Jason wanted to make sure that you did know he was teasing you.)
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