Tuesday, January 13, 2009

I didn't know I could be thin without even trying...

As I did my morning perusing of various news sites, I came across an interesting article on MSN: “Ten secrets of the effortlessly thin.”

Really? People can just be thin, effortlessly? I clicked through the slide show and saw things like “they exercise regularly” and “they don’t diet” or that effortlessly thin people don’t deprive themselves but also don’t surround themselves with temptation.

Well, MSN, I do all of the things you listed, but I sure as heck don’t feel that I do so without trying really hard…so this article can just suck it. But make sure to do so with some damn effort.

1 comment:

Crabby McSlacker said...

Oooh, I hate articles like that!

The way to be effortlessly thin is to be born with a metabolism that lets you eat all you want. For everyone else, effort is required!

Yet people keep looking for the "secrets" that will yield results with no effort. Ain't gonna happen!