Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Stupid boobies.

Is there anything worse than to put on your shirt in the morning only to realize that the underwire has busted out of your bra and is impaling you in the side? And that this is the second bra in two weeks that this has happened to? All I demand from a bra is that it shut-up and support me, but these two seem to have rebelled, and I am forced into a dire situation to purchase a couple more.

And I'm once again reminded how unfair it is that women spend oh-so-much money on bras and tampons while men don't. I think that it would be nice for all women to have a designated "Girly Check" mailed to them from some magical faraway land to pay for such things. How much more expensive do you suppose it is to be a woman than a man (based on necessities)? Because it surely is.

2 comments:

Shelley said...

I hate it when the underwire breaks free! My last bra cost something like 60 bucks - it's re-damn-diculous how much money a good one costs!

Signed,
Your sister in bra agony.

Nike Athena said...

Sing it sista! And the bigger you are the more expensive those boob traps are for a supportive one. I agree, there should be a foundation for women's necessities. We're paid less for the same work and have more expenses. Definitely a social injustice.