You know what's annoying?

Spending two hours on Target's website because you want to buy a present for a baby shower.

And then realizing that, yeah, you want to add things to your cart so you can spend $50 and get free shipping. But wait! The baby's gift doesn't count towards the $50 so you need to spend even more money. And you realize you really would have been better off if you just went to the store and bought the gift there in the first place. But you've already wasted so much time online that it would hurt your pride to back down now.

That is how my coveted green jacket, black dress, stripey purple scarf, and a $2.50 purse came to be my future possessions. This was a very exhausting and purse-lightening ordeal.