McDonald's is bad for you. Yeah, I know. But there are a few things that are so full of magic and drugs that I can't help but love them.
1. Cheeseburger: This is the greatest cheeseburger ever. Yeah, you can order your gourmet frou frou burgers elsewhere, but this is just perfect. Cheese, simple bun, and ketchup that is most likely injected with uppers. Seriously. I could drink McDonald's ketchup, and don't you dare tell me it's like any other ketchup. That's a freaking lie. It's magically delicious.
2. Sausuage Egg McMuffin: Best. Breakfast. Ever. This saved another bridesmaid and myself the morning after a raucous bachelorette party, also being the morning of the wedding. P.S. Do not ever plan these events for consecutive days. Bad idea.
3. Hashbrowns: I could take or leave the fries, but this is where the deep-fried potato goodness is at.
It really is a good thing I don't have a McDonald's in my town or I would so be there tomorrow. Mmmm... Drug ketchup.
Saturday, February 28, 2009
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