Sunday, February 22, 2009

My new career plan...

I was just mentioning to Shawna that I've spent the past couple days doing awesome things like watching all three High School Musical films and reading "Twilight" obsessively... yep, both my maturity level and social life are really thriving with this whole situation. Anyway, for some reason the writing in "Twilight" kind of irritates me cause the author uses very similar sentence structure on all of her sentences. I probably do that too and sound really stupid right now. Anyway, I told Shawna that clearly this is a sign that I should write young adult novels and profit from them.

As a result, we came up with the brilliant plan to write a series of novels featuring tortured, adolescent half-human/half-unicorn creatures. They won't fit in with the other unicorns, see, and they won't fit in with human teenagers either. It's brilliant.

For some reason I feel I should also mention that my foot injury was due to excessive hill training. I mean, I do sometimes pretend this is a fitness/healthiness blog, right? I thought that was interesting, cause I honestly didn't put two and two together when it kept flaring up when I'd run up the big hill in my old town. Gosh, I'm bright.

Look for my novels someday people. I'm going to make millions.

2 comments:

Shawna said...

Write a rough draft to the book about the tortured half human/half unicorn teenagers. I know it will be a hit, or if nothing else it will make me pee my pants in fits of giggles. That's a sure sign of success.

Nike Athena said...

dude, I'd read that! =)