I have this tendency to wear one pair of jeans constantly until they rip, burst at the seams, or otherwise disintegrate off my body. Sadly the day has come to demote my current favorite pair of jeans to backup.
I move about and kneel a lot at my job, so my pants tend to get worn down rather quickly. Just last week I patched up the knee in my jeans, and I thought they'd be good to go for awhile. But tonight, to my horror, I discovered that one too many brownies lately have added to the stress on my pants... Dum, dum, dum! Slight fraying and thinning of material in the thigh area! Blast.
It seems that I've gained 5 pounds lately, and I totally knew I'd been eating too much but I just chose to ignore the tightening of my clothes. But I can ignore the problem no longer! What if I went to work tomorrow wearing these jeans and I shifted just so and ripped my pants in front of everyone? My hot pink and lime undies would no longer be the secret that I keep under wraps. Oops. Forget I said that.
I must now begin Operation Anti-ThunderThighs so that I can comfortably wear the pair of jeans I bought last week. I'm going to have these guys around for awhile, so we might as well get relaxed around one another.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
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Oh man, the thighs are where I always end up ripping my jeans... I hate that. And I have ripped some in front of people before, in high school! Ha.
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