Monday, March 2, 2009

Dear Universe...

I would really appreciate it if the job market could expand ASAP so that I may actually find jobs to which I am able to apply.

Also, I would like to immediately become exceptionally graceful so I don't do silly things like throw my back out just by lifting my chubby dog. It would be helpful if I also suddenly became highly rational so that I didn't decide to run 5.5 miles just to see what would happen with an injured back. I don't see either of these things happening, but you know, I thought I would throw it out there.

In addition, I would like a million dollars. And a pony. Oh yeah, and world peace.

Love always and forever,
Leslie

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