Conversation with the sister today:
Sister: I did something new today, guess what it was!
Me: Anal sex?
Sister: What? NO! Gross! You just ruined my moment!
Hahaha. It was funny.
Also, I gave up on dating today at 2:24 p.m. Remember that. It occurred when I was telling a friend that I'm trying to figure out how to get out of going on a second date with someone who has pending rape charges. Yeah, long story. Anyhow, I'm pretty much done and plan to be single forever. I've been sort of sad lately, cause 98 percent of my friends are all attached/married/pregnant and I feel like I'm getting left behind. But I'm suddenly okay with being the odd woman out, so long as they all still let me hang out with them.
That is all. Only two weeks till my run-iversary!!!!
Thursday, March 19, 2009
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You so ruined my moment biotch! Now whenever I think about how awesome I am and how proud of myself I am I will think about anal sex instead... gross!
First off, too funny!
Second, I love you lots and bunches and am way excited for you to come spend your runniversary with me. Also, prior to that time I will be having a tea party. If the place is awesome, you and I will have to go cause I have a coupon. *hugs*
Hey, I'm still your single friend and you are mine! It's okay as long as we have that and our married friends don't ditch us for other married couples instead. You should just kiss boys instead of being attached anyway. WWF = Wing Women Forever! I'm totally going to pimp you out to boys for my birthday.
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