So I'm walking into my office this morning (after having worked till 10 last night) and carrying the following: a travel mug o' tea, my water bottle, a tupperware container of vegetable soup, an orange, a string cheese, my purse, my keys, a notebook, and my dignity.
Naturally, I proceeded to somehow loose my grip on the tea and spilled it all over me. The fact that I burned my hand didn't really phase me because I was too busy saying, "Oh my, what a caTEAstrophe!"
No one has laughed at this so far. Please humor me and tell me it was funny, if only because I am sleep deprived today.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
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Dude, I totally laughed the first and second times I heard this story. (I too am sleep deprived.) I seriously want to use this word in everyday language.
NO ONE laughed at this?!?! What a bunch of stiffs! But I laugh at pretty much everything you write so maybe I'm biased in some way...
Yesterday, I fell down THREE TIMES: twice on the way in to work and once on the way home. Each time, I swore like crazy, limped away and considered crying.
You're a much better sport.
Hillarious!!!
From a girl who was carrying too much stuff this morning and opened the heavy school door ACROSS her FOOT today... I needed this!! :)
Haha, I like it! I love dorky play on words. Last Friday when I went to Melissa's house (and you were dying from bad salmon) I saw that Anne had a plaid handbag and I told her, "Nice duck-billed plaidypurse!" I thought that was a particularly hilarious joke. We should think of more.
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