A new mission.

Operation: Super Hotness. Day 1.

So, there's this thing. The people who introduced me to the ex-boyfriend? They're getting married. In a year. I'm the maid of honor, and he's also in the wedding party methinks. Holy awkward.

This is my best friend of all time, so clearly I want her to have a fabulous wedding and not have awkwardness. I think a year will give me some time to not feel like I want to cry immediately upon seeing him. The most important thing is that she is happy, and has a wonderful day, and marries her super sweet manfriend and lives happily ever after.

But I also want to look super hot so the ex-boyfriend regrets ever letting me go. Is that wrong?

Probably, this means I should not sit on the couch so much. I should run. And eat vegetables. And get back to being my super awesome self. And make my pants fit again. Also, if my boobs could get bigger, that would be nice, but I know that won't happen.

I'm not going to lie, my summer spent in the depths of despair led to the scale and I getting into an argument recently. When I get stressed out, my ass like to gain a couple sizes. I have a year, and I would like to both feel better about myself and feel healthier than I do right now. Also, I would like to be even more awesome.

I realize I am shallow. I don't care. He can kick rocks. I would just like for him to kick rocks AND realize that he's a douche and never should have let me go. Spite is an excellent motivator for me. I ran a marathon to get over the other ex. I really need to re-think my choice in men, probably.

Is that asking too much?