I am falling apart at the seams. Seriously, I feel like my life is out of balance or something... and as a result, my lungs and respiratory system are rebelling.
I have the cold from hell. I feel like crap. I sound like an old man. One of my clients began his appointment today by saying, "Are you okay? You look terrible!"
Did I mention I'm running a half marathon tomorrow? The beer run has been established as a no-go, as we didn't want to pay the entry fee... Did I even mention the beer run to the blog world? I was going to run 13.1 miles, drive home, and run 3more miles in this really cool "Beer Run" where they give you a beer at each milepost. However, now I'm only supposed to run 13.1 miles, and I can't even breath while I'm sitting. Oh, the drama that is my life.
I will write again soon, assuming I do not die.
Here are my goals for July, a little in advance:
1. Stop drinking so much! Alcohol is bad. Just because it is summer, it does not mean I need to drink beer more often. Even though beer is so delicious...
2. Must. make. pants. fit.
3. Drink more water. Take vitamins regularly, not just when I see them sitting on the kitchen shelf and go, "Oh yeah, I have vitamins." Establish proper immune system so that working with the general public does not give me the plague every few days.
4. Be nicer to the boyfriend. I feel like I pick on him a lot. Also, be nicer to Shawna, even though she is gross and wipes her dirty socks on my face when I least expect it.
5. Train for Hood to Coast, and get all hardcore and such, so that I feel less like I'm falling apart at the seams and more like I can kick someone in the face and injure them severely because I have powerful leg muscles.
You're welcome.
Friday, June 25, 2010
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You are a funny person. I enjoy you.
You should SERIOUSLY take vitamins every single day. I suggest prenatal vitamins (minus the being pregnant part) because it makes your nails and hair magically magnificent, and it also gives you some seriously kickass doses of great vitamins. I used to always have vitamins and rarely take them, but now I take them every single day. My immune system has improved exponentially. I went 18 months without the slightest viral symptom, and then I got a urinary tract infection from hell (which compromised my immune system, and then I also caught the plague). Vitamins are beautiful things. Take them, take them, take them.
Beer has way too many calories. I believe goal #1 will be conducive to goal #2. If you must drink, try spiced rum and diet coke. Then you're just getting the calories from the hard liquor and you're getting oober tipsy and stuff. It's my drink of choice.
Definitely be nice to the boyfriend. Boyfriends and girlfriends should never be taken for granted or picked on too much. They're special creatures and should be treated as such! Oh, and Shawna is a special creature too.
Good luck on the running stuff. You're still my hero.
To really make your life awesome, try taking vitamins with rum and coke at every milepost of your Hood to Coast run. Oh hells yes! :-)
PS my stalker fellow visited my page again. I wish he would just F--- off already.
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