Shawna is a freak.

It has come to my attention that my roommate is a weird, weird individual.

In the past 24 hours, she has done the following:

1. Snuggled up in my laundry, while saying, "I wish I was a tiger!"

2. Convinced me that it was a great idea to get fro-yo instead of running. That actually was a good idea.

3. Rubbed her sweaty, gross socks on my face while I was driving.

4. Made me touch a bone in her foot that was sore.

5. Scratched her head with an awesome head scratcher I purchased, then screamed and said that it made her think of long, dead fingers.

6. Drank beer while also dunking Oreos in milk and eating them. During this process, she began to talk to me about how her Oreos were impotent.

7. Greeted me upon her arrival home, hugging me and licking my ear.

8. Attempted to see if our neighbor was home by climbing up by her window and screaming her name through the opening.

All in one day, people...