Hermit, party of one.

I have this theory, and it is that I would be a much richer person if I were born as royalty, able to earn my education without debt, and I didn't like shopping so much.

I've really got to work on that.

I also plan to become completely uninteresting as the summer goes on, in attempt to save crazy amounts of money and not be in financial ruin when I hit 30.

Ways in which I plan to cut costs:
1. No more eating. Who needs that. Pshaw. (I'm only partly kidding). Okay, okay... no more eating out.
2. Biking to work. Saves gas!
3. Invent teleporation, to save on travel costs.
4. Grow vegetables in front of my house, either to feed the homeless or myself.
5. No more shopping. Really. Shopping is bad for me.

Ah, adult responsibility.