Disaster strikes...

I am ridiculously accident prone lately. In only the past few days I have done the following:

1. Went for a run and faceplanted into a ditch.
2. Nearly been eaten by my neighbor's evil dog.
3. Sliced my hand open (the part that wasn't already sliced open from the faceplanting) while doing dishes.
4. Spilled red wine at a wedding... all over a very understanding bridesmaid as well as the BRIDE. WHO DOES THAT?
5. Nearly killed an owl (and myself and my passengers) cause it freaked me out and was strolling across the road while I was driving at night.

I'm thinking I should never leave the house again.